maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

coolscar:

appropriate things to say when meeting the president:

• do u do promos
• do u follow back
• i voted for the other guy
• if u aint got no money take ur broke ass home
• a ponyta for a charizard is a fair fucking trade
• :3
• XD
• dude let me copy your homework

russianoatmeal:

fangirlsunite394:

robiningravens:

chadslindberg:

if you’re emotionally scarred by tv shows, clap ur hands

scribblenauts:

when people say that they read a book before it became popular by becoming a movie

doctorbaggins:

My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and said, “It’s called itching powder”, took a sip of his water, and walked away. 

oh my god just shut the fuck up im pretty fucking ok you are just making me more angry b…ye….